Adjusting the antenna, Auditioning the hand puppet, Banging the Cyclops, Beating off, Buffing the wood, Charming the snake, Choke the chicken, Clearing the snorkel, Creaming the banana, Dancing with the one-eyed sailor, Draining the vein, Electing the President, Fiddle the ferret, Flogging the log, Goose the gherkin, Hand to Gland Combat, Hone your bone, Interrogating the witness, Jacking off, Jerking off, Launching the Hand Shuttle, Loving the lizard, Massage the muscle, Milking the snake, Oil the Glove, Waxing the old goal post, Whack off, Play the organ, Yank your crank, Tube sock tango, Spank your monkey, Pud whacking, Rubbing the rod…

Is it not amazing how many different phrases we have for masturbating?  The above are just a small sampling of the many phrases we have access to say you have a date with your hand (oh-I guess that’s another one).  Masturbation is a normal and natural act that we all learn about as we reach the age of sexual activity.  It is odd for me to think that throughout history masturbation has been looked on as immoral or wrong from both social and religious viewpoints.  Of course today we know that it is a normal and natural action.  For someone like me who is single and rarely dates it’s a life saver and I’m not ashamed to say I participate in this healthy and fun activity very often.  But this made me think…