OK... global warming is real.  It has been proved.  It is a direct effect of mankind's selfishness, ignorance, and abuse of our planet.  We will eventually be responsible for the destruction of our own species.  The White House is occupied by and idiot and the White House Press Secretary (Tony Snow) is a total corrupt and evil mouth piece for what is a lying, cheating, manipulating, environment killing, administration.

But what has grabbed the most headlines over the weekend?  Britney Spears shaved her freaking head.  Between that and Anna Nicole Smith, who has time to pay attention to important things like the self destruction of mankind and the unwarranted invasion of occupation of Iraq by the US?  Enough of the crap!  Let's see some real stories that have an actual effect on all of our lives!