I was going to write something witty and clever for this valentine's day post.  However, I'll let Shania Twain say
it for me (see her lyrics below) so I can go pop in a porn DVD and start my Valentine's Day date with my hand. 


   Happy Valentine's Day!

Men Are Like Shoes by Shania Twain

Men: have you ever tried to figure them out?
Huh, me too, but I ain't got no clue: how 'bout you?
Men are like shoes, made to confuse.
Yeah, there's so many of 'em,
I don't know which ones to choose.
Ah, sing it to me if you agree. 

There's the kind made for runnin',
The sneakers and the low down heels.
The kind that will keep you on your toes,
And every guy knows how that feels.
Ouch, ah, sing it with me.

You've got your kickers an' your ropers,
Your everyday loafers, an' some that you can never find.
You've got slippers an' your zippers,
Your grabbers and your grippers, an' man, don't you hate that kind?
Some you wear in, an' some you wear out,
Some you wanna leave behind.
Sometimes you hate 'em, an' sometimes you love 'em,
I guess it all depends on which way you rub 'em,
But a guy can never have too many of 'em.
It's amazing what a little polish'll do:
Men are like shoes.

Some make you feel ten feet tall,
Some make you feel so small.
An' some you wanna leave out in the hall,
Or make you feel like kickin' the wall.