From ABC News "Airline passengers will be allowed to carry travel-sized toiletries of 3 ounces or less if they fit comfortably in one quart-size, clear plastic, zip-top bag, the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) announced today at a press conference."

The TSA now says "We don't want our resources going around and fishing for mascara or lip gloss — we need them doing real security work, so this will allow us to put more focus where we need it."

How can I feel safe on plane now?  Some crazy terrorist type might pull out their tube of Chapstick and turn it into a bomb.  What if that's not really breast milk in that womans... um... breasts?  What if they are really IEDs?  So afraid! But I won't give in to the fear, as that is what President Busch wants.